Gone was here a minute ago. This black sneaker-heel hybrid is serving lace-up sport with kitten heel realness—and she’s never on time, but why should she be? Too drunk to linger, she ghosts without warning and racks up more cancelled Uber fees than anyone alive. Wait—she was here a second ago… must be sold out.
Black canvas upper with white stitching, canvas lining, rubber sole
Lace-up styling, sneaker-heel silhouette
2" heel
Imported
Spot clean only
Runs true to size
Perfection is overrated — this is pure vintage, deadstock, and uniquely yours. Slight variations in color and texture make each piece one-of-a-kind, because fast fashion clones are not the vibe.
If it’s not your vibe, send it back. Unworn, within 14 days. No drama. If it’s not your vibe, send it back. Unworn, within 14 days. No drama. If it’s not your vibe, send it back. Unworn, within 14 days. No drama. If it’s not your vibe, send it back. Unworn, within 14 days. No drama. If it’s not your vibe, send it back. Unworn, within 14 days. No drama. If it’s not your vibe, send it back. Unworn, within 14 days. No drama.
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